Lemonade Frosties

--- "So wait. You're saying someone wearing a Michelin Man costume draped in a neon pink cape with a sombrero walking on stilts tossing preblown animal-shaped balloons and old-style Gameboys out of a cornucopia playing something that sounded like an electric guitar but looked more like a harmonica, spinning colored plates on sticks, collecting scattered, recyclable debris to promote "Earth Day Every Day" went walking down Main St. during rush hour with the finesse of an Olympic figure skater and the charming combination humor to the tune of Kevin James and Sinbad has just donated $1,000 to the library, freshly painted the gazebo, and has entered this year's chili cookoff?

--- "Yeah. Those tomatoes for our recipe had better be right off the vine"