Forrest Gump once told me, “Life is like vinegar…if you have a bottle, you mise well chug it down”. Then I asked him what he meant by that. I asked him for two reasons. The first reason was that I didn’t know how smart that would be – could be harsh on the stomach ‘n stuff. I mean, don’t get me wrong. I really enjoy that the taste on salads, and then it soaks into the croutons, and gives them a very unique flavor only straight-up acid could supply. But drinking it in a mega quantity I think wood beea challenge. The second reason was, I didn’t really know quite the connection with the drinking of the vinegar and how it’s like life. His response to both was that he didn’t truly think there was a connection…but just wanted to see how I reacted.

That was interesting. I came soooo close to trying to continue the conversation, but then we just agreed on banana’s foster and a game of chess…

This is a list of things about the person writing this.

1. He will talk in third person for this list
2. Because
3. He doesn’t like to have attention brought upon him
4. He is the prime authority in one instance: muenster is the best kind of all the cheeses.
5. He is typing this in Word ’03 and saving it as he goes along first, because his computer has a tendency to quit functioning without proper consultation
6. If tire swings did not make him dizzy, he would be on one this instance. 
7. He has thought about what to write for # 7 somewhere between 10 and 65 minutes.
8. He is psyched for Presidents’ Day next year!!
9. Has never read a novel at all, let alone by choice
10. He refuses to speak truths, because he thinks a fuzzed reality is usually better. 
11. He forgot to say that his favorite # is 4 on the fourth slot
12. That’s ok though, cause chicken legs 11 is pretty cool too
13. He will use his one allotted “skip” here
14. He needs to wash his cereal bowl soon and he also wonders how long it takes milk to get really gross.
15. He wants to know if there is a way toilet paper could be recycled, although he accepts the common practice of flushing
16. He wants to gamble with dice, preferably colored, fuzzy dice
17. He knows that when you assume something, it makes a jerk outta younz and us
18. He doesn’t understand finances. Internal Revenue Service, just so you know, he doesn't know what he's doing with his 1040EZ.
19. He gets confused when he hears the word tissue. He then says, "Oh, Kleenexes, I gotcha now…sorry about that…"
20. { he thinks these squiggly parentheses rock}
21. He is never certain about anything, and he likes it like that
22. He scales mountainous regions
23. i.e., greater Pgh Appalachia
24. He thinks the fridge is the best invention ever, next to jelly-filled balloons, so when you throw ‘em, they break out jelly, instead of water, such as a water-balloon does
25. He hopes he gets the chance to make another one of these one day because lists are right up there with the fridge.