Lemonade Frosties

If we got to know the F keys at the top of the keyboard better we would see they are unique, fun, and at times, compelling. True, they kind of do their own thing, sometimes completely separated from the central, more often used, part of the keyboard, but that doesn't mean they aren't special and should be left to themselves (a good comparison would be Australians...).  They have bright, interesting personas and life stories that rival that of the | or the ` . They like going to the circus, Bon Jovi, and to have a cold one at the end of the day. They put money on the lottery, forget to wash their hands after going to the bathroom when they're in a rush, and use too many plastic grocery bags. They're like us and we should invite them to the block party at the end of the month. Giving them a chance is the least we could do...