What some may or may not realize is that although texting while driving can be very dangerous, texting while on the toilet requires equal caution.

I don't know what the next frontier is. I figure one new frontier would be to something virtual. Maybe where you strap on goggles that have all sorts of viewing channels. Some would be round-the-clock Jeopardy repeats, literature that pops up instantly on the screens such as picture books on birds and Woman's Day magazine backprints, Sonic the Hedgehog 2, live webcam footage of about a dozen waterfalls scattered throughout the Pacific Northwest, live webcam footage of about a dozen covered bridges scattered throughout the rural Midwest, an option to see out of the goggles in case you want to wear them while driving, the spiraly, sporadic, rainbow patterns that music players create on the computer, googly eyes that appear on both the inside and outside, real time film of what you look like while wearing them (which is really confusing while you're trying to walk around. Then again, most of these are...), a birthday cake with the number of candles of your choice which you can then blow out, bootleg footage of pizza dough spinning competitions, recurrent nightmares that you hate having but are tempted to see again anyway, and 80's Pay-Per-View.
Or something along those lines. So much has been done before.