Lemonade Frosties

I've been defeated by the washed lickers
The pewter bankers and the kind cavemen
The jr. lollipop roadrunners
The carnivore ballers and the makeshift picklers
The ones with thicker teeth and those with thinner brains
Defeated by the whispering blue-collar milkmen
The cuffed adventurers and the one-time flying crafters
The exclusive silk ringbearers
The puzzled peacemakers and the crimpled voices
The ones with the destitute ideas and those who have enough for 54 soup kitchens

By everyone but me, and so I raise the colored flag