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One thing I like doing every day is to make lists. Some lists are reminders because my brain forgets before it happened. Other lists though are Top Ten Protest Songs of the 60's types, such as...


The Best 19 Colors of All-Time
1. Orange
1. Green
3. Indigo
4. Grey
5. Gray
(merely a sample, yet increasingly accurate)


The Top 5 Reasons to End Sentences With An Ellipsis
1. No end-of-sentence punctuation is passe, as is ending sentences with correct punctuation
2. Less than and more than three dots looks sloppy
3. Yeah, you know, it's like, um...
4. Question marks can require an answer which is a LOT of unecessary work
5. You can end one sentence with an ellipsis and then start the next sentence with another one......like this, which is fun.


Why Ranking Things Is A Valid Use of My Time
1. It is NOT a valid use of your time. You have so many other things you could be doing to move yourself forward Brian
2. You're right