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Dad's say smart things: Edition #2

"You know, like when you're talking to somebody and they don't understand, but you do. You know, like your sense of speech" - (actual quote from a real Dad)

We, us non-Dads, have been taught  (or should I say, lead to believe) that there are five senses...hearing, smelling, seeing, feeling, and tasting. However, in 2006 three intellgent Ivy League calibur, but not actually Ivy League, universities discovered there was a very un-Haley Joel Osment sixth sense...the sense of speech. The testing was vigorous, the funding was low, but the results were irresputable. The sense of speech was determined to be a full-blown sense.
This further proves Dads know everything everybody else doesn't.