Lemonade Frosties

Yarn hats and mittens and pants and coats. If I wore nothing but yarn clothes, and wrote some noisy, beepity-boop, synth-induced songs, and then recorded the music and too a Polaroid picture of myself with my outfit, and sent it to a high ended record company, there is a chance they’d deny me of a deal. But my underground following could grow exponentially to the variable power. Yarn is soft too, so giving hugs to groupies after the concerts would be pleasing to them. I could buy organic kinds. This generation seems to get into organics. I would worry about how I’d make money. Could I get the undergrounders to buy $40 tickets to yank a profit?
I could do the concerts for free and live free maybe, not having to worry about the cashflow…so I’d have yarn, music, freedom, and groupies. Four of the best things I can think of. Unless no one comes.

I’ll fake it and say I’m a Bon Jovi cover band and reel ‘em in…!